If you were with a sorority girl who had any sort of meat in her buns that wasn't your own, you need to pick better looking girls.

Just lettting you know it was good but too quiet. Mcdonalds should of been changed to a slummy down town mom an pop restaurant either a mexican chick making a pass on u or a Me Love You Long Time asian tryna offer you a side of sucky sucky. What would have creamed the bucket is if your friend who recently had ate the cashier girl out had contracted a disease from the same girl on the register an was in the back at the grill pointing at his lips and giving you the cut throat hand signal. LOL just to let you know there are a lot of haters in this competition Im not one oh yeah if anyone proof reads this may god smite him or her im tired of that shit. Every time I go to my inbox there is some one there commenting on my typing or a mispelled word I didnt finish school okay.

There is zero truth in the first bit, "Girls couch" almost funny, on the last bit "spank me daddy" the online edit leaves one with nothing.