It's true, I have seen Raj bring wrath upon people so fierce that Jesus himself had to actually put forth effort to recreate it, thus The Flood. Many historians aren't privy to such inside knowledge but I happen to know that Raj was the inspiration for said event. One sunny day, while Jesus and Raj were taking in a round of golf He was expressing his disdain with the human race he created to which Raj (after sinking a 30 foot putt) responded "Dude, just flood this joint and start over." And so it was. Just ahead of them, Raj and J.C. witnessed a rather homely looking man sink a hole in one. Raj turned to His Holiness and said "But, you can save that guy." His name was Moses.

Raj does, as Alfie has stated, have a giving and generous side as well. Greek mythology credits Perseus, the Demi-God son of Zeus as the slayer of Medusa, the Gorgan monster who could could turn humans to stone with a single glance. Fearing that his mother would be forced into marriage with a ruthless king, Perseus enlisted the help of Raj to go to Medusa's island and bring back her head so he could present it to the king in exchange for his mothers freedom. Zeus even sent down a messenger with some winged sandals so he could fly over there faster, but Raj said "Bitch please, you expect me to wear those faggoty sandals?" and hopped the first flight to Europe to pick up a pair of kicks straight from the new Star Trek by Spock line. He was beamed to Medusa's island where he proceeded to tell her that she looked like she got hit in the face with a sack of nickels and he was here to put her out of her misery. After he subsequently bitch slapped her wretched head off her body, he took it back to Perseus so he could trade it for his mother, but not before stopping for a quickie with Athena. That bitch was HAWT! Raj never took credit for the demise of Medusa and Perseus went down as a greek hero instead of the sniveling mama's boy he really was.

I once saw Raj have sex with the entire US Womens Olympic Swimming team while at the same time eating a 30 inch pepperoni and sausage pizza. Also this one time while he was lava-skiing down the side of an active volcano, a previously dormant dinosaur from the Mesozoic era appeared out of nowhere and began to thrash his spiky tail in the vicinity of Raj's personal space. Raj did like he does and quickly dispatched the rogue reptile. As he stood triumphantly upon the battered dinosaur's head, he did something none of us expected: he comforted it. He let his former enemy know that everything was going to be alright and in doing so, he gained a friend for life. Soon after, Raj and his dino-pal became the first human-reptile doubles team to be crowned champions of Wimbledon. Afterwards, a small struggling Japanese video-game company bought the rights to Raj's story, changed the race of Raj's character from Indian to Italian, began referring to his dinosaur friend as Yoshi, and renamed his character Mario.

That video game would eventually become Grand Theft Auto IV.

Raj Sharma is one of the funniest comedians alive... or dead for that matter. Not only is he super intelligent, but he has marketed the THRUNCH that the lead singer of Kansas invented to get such a sculpted neck AND hangs out with awesome mythical creatures such as the Jerahdactyle. Simply touch his face and you will be cured of such obsessions as porn and shoplifting. He is as magical as he is humourus. Do not take him to the zoo, however. He is too bold and reckless with his own life. He almost got so ate after he jumped into the lions den because he swore that lion looked at him and said "You's a pussy." He was pulled to safety but cussed that oversized cat out in German while speaking Spanish. Whatever side of the tracks he is on is the right side of the tracks. He is my hero.