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Phil Johnson

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	Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter \| 2 hours ago Nearly stumbled over the line during my show tonight. Comedy on the edge, my friends.

	Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter \| 7 hours ago So happy I don't have to get up at the crack of dawn to drive tomorrow after tonight's show in Oregon.

	Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter \| 7 hours ago @jenniferbrozek Well, I'm ready for it... I'm in Canyonville as we speak. :)

	Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter \| 14 hours ago Playing a show in Canyonville, OR at 8:00 PM today at Seven Feathers Casino http://bit.ly/9qo1Mj

	Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter \| 3 days ago Things I’ve Noticed In My Travels About Pedestrians and Adult Novelties http://bit.ly/bAHFpx

	Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter \| 3 days ago Yes... I must have these Star Wars chopsticks... http://bit.ly/avIpE0

	Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter \| 4 days ago Playing a show in Dixon, CA at 8:30 PM today at Luke's Lounge http://bit.ly/c8I4n4

	Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter \| 5 days ago @eddieizzard It's not exactly your underwater helicopter, but it's close. http://bit.ly/b8aLzG

	Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter \| 6 days ago Remix Culture http://bit.ly/cohZ75

	Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter \| 6 days ago My girl just read in an article that Taylor Swift dropped and broke one of her Grammys backstage. God himself saying "Oh, no you don't."

	Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter \| 6 days ago Someone found my blog today by Googling "truck vaginas". :)

	Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter \| 6 days ago Woo hoo! New issue of D23 magazine arrives today! 70 years of Disney film making on the cover.

	Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter \| 6 days ago Noah's Water Park in Wisconsin Dells, WI is opening a 10-story water slide with a loop. That sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen.

	Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter \| 6 days ago Colbert called Lady GaGa the love child of Tinkerbell and a linebacker from the Jets. Nice. :)

	Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter \| 7 days ago 4 new shows announced! http://bit.ly/gxUNJ

	Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter \| 7 days ago My old middle school just called to have me speak at Career Day. Expanding my sphere of bad influence.

	Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter \| 10 days ago Tonight's college told us we got more laughs than any comics they've ever had there. Nice. :)

	Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter \| 10 days ago Misspelled Tattoos: Permanent And Hilarious http://bit.ly/bJJ1xH

	Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter \| 10 days ago We stopped and bought Wisconsin cheese today. I think it's a law here.

	Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter \| 10 days ago Playing a show in Stevens Point, WI at 8:00 PM today at University of Wisconsin at Stevens Point http://bit.ly/c7NXB7

	Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter \| 11 days ago Rocked La Crosse tonight. GREAT audience. Tomorrow is Stevens Point, WI.

	Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter \| 11 days ago Playing a show in La Crosse, WI at 8:30 PM today at Ringside Sports Bar and Grill http://bit.ly/4I20q3

	Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter \| 11 days ago JD Sallinger passed away. Have to admit, I generally figured anyone I had to read in school was already dead.

	Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter \| 11 days ago @thedridge We'll be shooting it with our big fancy camera, but mostly just for posterity, rather than release.

	Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter \| 11 days ago New shows announced in Sunnyvale, CA - Dublin, CA http://bit.ly/gxUNJ

	Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter \| 12 days ago I didn't know Granny Clampett was a Supreme Court judge. #sotr

	Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter \| 12 days ago @moshekasher The world moves fast Moshe. :) We'll need to be psychic soon.

	Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter \| 12 days ago @Jackiefabulous I was just saying the same thing Jackie.

	Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter \| 12 days ago Nobody was happy about the bipartisan comment. #sotu

	Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter \| 12 days ago These people stand and sit more than a Catholic mass #sotu