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Danny commented on a video on Jokes.com | 19 hours ago
Tasers for Kids, PTO Meeting, Reality TV
 
so you're done with me... that means this is settled? Oh no buddy, it's far from over. It's pretty obvious that comedy is not your forte, so why even post videos of it? And I'm glad I'l never be on your level. SAG actor just means you're unemployed most of the time. I can say I'm a web designer but just because I get work once in a while doesn't mean I'm shit.... more     
 
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Danny commented on a video on Jokes.com | 19 hours ago
Head Cheerleader
 
Yeah, especially all of the friends that don't even know my name, yet shake my hand and say "great set" afterwards. They're probably like 3rd cousins or something right? And it's funny how you say you have clean material, and clean material is what makes you more marketable, yet not even 30 seconds of clean material. let's see some of it, pretty tony... more     
 
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Danny commented on a video on Jokes.com | 1 day ago
PUBLIC BATHING
 
How does it feel to do 7 minutes and hardly get a laugh?... more     
 
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Danny rated a video on Jokes.com | 1 day ago
Best Of Ken Cannon 2009
 
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Danny commented on a video on Jokes.com | 1 day ago
Best Of Ken Cannon 2009
 
I like the verizon bit, but I wasn't feeling the halloween bit, I think everyone in the room knew you were going to say "women dress like sluts", that's just one topic that I see way overdone in comedy. good work though... more     
 
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Danny commented on a video on Jokes.com | 2 days ago
Sperm Bank, Indirect Prostitution, Pre-paid Girlfriend, Baby's Daddy Tattoos, Coochie Weave
 
I removed my videos because anybody prominent in the comedy world would look down on a dumb ass argument like this and if they knew who I was, they'd be less likely to hire me. You obviously didn't think about that. Then again, posting shitty videos where people only laugh when you say "shit" isn't exactly showing the world how great you are... more     
 
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Danny commented on a video on Jokes.com | 2 days ago
Tasers for Kids, PTO Meeting, Reality TV
 
hahahhahahah are you threatening me??? bring it on dude!! This is a retarded internet fight and you're a 36 year old arguing with a 24 year old. And no, I don't call myself a comic, I never did. I perform at open mics and guest sets, JUST LIKE YOU. We're on the same level... except I get people to laugh by telling funny jokes, not by talking about getting head from a cheerleader.... more     
 
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Danny commented on a video on Jokes.com | 2 days ago
Sperm Bank, Indirect Prostitution, Pre-paid Girlfriend, Baby's Daddy Tattoos, Coochie Weave
 
hahhahahahahha you get paid?? then where's your website? or your myspace? or facebook? Where is any video where people are actually laughing when you didn't say "piss" or "fuck"? You've got no argument, and all your shitty videos only prove that point... more     
 
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Danny commented on a video on Jokes.com | 2 days ago
Head Cheerleader
 
LOL once again.. your punchline/insult involves saying the word "pussy". There's a word for comics who just use cursing and vulgarity for comedic effect: it's called being a hack. And none of my marterial requires cursing/vulgarity and I still get laughs! How do you explain the laughs if you say my material sucks?... more     
 
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Danny commented on a video on Jokes.com | 2 days ago
Man It's so Hot in New Orleans I saw ........
 
LMAO!!!! he does it again!!! so you placed, what does that mean? that means that you got more people to register and vote for you than others. Most other people don't give a shit bc they know that this isn't going to get them popular. My material is shitty? give me an example of a line that was shitty. Just one. All of the people laughing in the crowd would argue otherwise... more     
 
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Danny commented on a video on Jokes.com | 2 days ago
Homeless Masturbation & Rush Limbaugh
 
lmao and you made a gay joke! I said I'm curious and then you said "I think you're bicurious" because as we all know, there is a direct correlation between someone criticizes a comic who isn't funny and that person being gay. Obviously.. it makes perfect sense.... more     
 
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Danny commented on a video on Jokes.com | 2 days ago
Wine​ Flu,​ Recession,​ Dating,​ Halloween,​ Rihanna
 
I'll re-iterate: when people are laughing after you say "fuck" or "cock", they're not laughing because you're funny. They're laughing because you said "fuck" or "cock". Keep that in mind when writing your material.... more     
 
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Danny commented on a video on Jokes.com | 2 days ago
Tasers for Kids, PTO Meeting, Reality TV
 
I know, bringing notes to an open mic is major faux pas, what was I thinking? And all the laughing in the video, I must've dubbed it in.... more     
 
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Danny commented on a video on Jokes.com | 2 days ago
Sperm Bank, Indirect Prostitution, Pre-paid Girlfriend, Baby's Daddy Tattoos, Coochie Weave
 
LMAO!!! You can't be funny without being vulgar! Have fun being a professional open mic'er, my unfortunate friend.... more     
 
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Danny commented on a video on Jokes.com | 2 days ago
Homeless Masturbation & Rush Limbaugh
 
lmao words spoken from a true comedian himself! how DOES he do it? I do not know.... more     
 
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Danny commented on a video on Jokes.com | 3 days ago
Tasers for Kids, PTO Meeting, Reality TV
 
so you cut out 2 1/2 minutes of a much longer set, and the jokes aren't even funny? And this is what you post under "best of 09"? wow. oh and nutbusters... classic... more     
 
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Danny rated a video on Jokes.com | 3 days ago
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Danny rated a video on Jokes.com | 3 days ago
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Danny commented on a video on Jokes.com | 3 days ago
Man It's so Hot in New Orleans I saw ........
 
LMAOO!!!!! this is you??? hahahahahahahah, maybe you talk down to new comics because you were so shitty when you were new. Oh wait, you mean this wasnt taped when you were new? hmm...... more     
 
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Danny commented on a video on Jokes.com | 3 days ago
Head Cheerleader
 
hey look at that!The only line that the crowd even reacted to involved getting head! DAMN you are creative dude, how DO you do it?... more     
 
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Danny rated a video on Jokes.com | 3 days ago
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Danny commented on a video on Jokes.com | 3 days ago
Wine​ Flu,​ Recession,​ Dating,​ Halloween,​ Rihanna
 
when each punchline involves cussing or porn, it's not creative. Just a fyi. "I caught the cock flu" "Why dont you fuck me like jay-z?" "they have to show porno" "7 story cunt". oh and the "whats your boyfriend got to do with me?" line is in a few popular rap songs, plus is generally uncreative. I hope you're enjoying the constructive criticism.... more     
 
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Danny rated a video on Jokes.com | 3 days ago
Homeless Masturbation & Rush Limbaugh
 
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Danny commented on a video on Jokes.com | 3 days ago
Homeless Masturbation & Rush Limbaugh
 
so I'm curious, can you be funny and not talk about masturbation? And the cursing, is it necessary? Does it add you your content? And what was that at 00:20 where you said "fuck it" did you *gasp* mess up a joke?? or even worse.. did you realize that they probably weren't gonna laugh at what you were about to say? say it ain't so!... more     
 
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Danny rated a video on Jokes.com | 3 days ago
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Danny commented on a video on Jokes.com | 3 days ago
Sperm Bank, Indirect Prostitution, Pre-paid Girlfriend, Baby's Daddy Tattoos, Coochie Weave
 
so what's worse? Not being sure if you're funny and getting a room full of laughs? or thinking you're funny and having a hard time getting ANY laughs?... more     
 
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Danny commented on a video on Jokes.com | 3 days ago
Asian Mitch Hedberg
 
I liked the jokes, but yeah, you really shouldn't imitate mitch. even if your jokes are hilarious, people won't like that you're trying to sound just like him.... more     
 
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Danny rated a video on Jokes.com | 3 days ago
Mild Retardation in Pregnant Women
 
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Danny commented on a video on Jokes.com | 3 days ago
Mild Retardation in Pregnant Women
 
nice job, msmith, trying to be clever. You can just say you don't like it. But making a blanket statement about the material("it's not funny". "it's not clever", etc) is just ignorant, and you're like every other retard on the internet who posts that kind of stuff... more     
 
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Danny favorited a video on Jokes.com | 3 days ago
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