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Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 9 hours ago
Only two days left to get a free t-shirt when you buy my new comedy DVD "Be Yourself...Unless You're An Idiot! http://su.pr/2gMGJs 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 23 hours ago
VIDEO: Stand-up Comedy Trailer for Be Yourself...Unless You're An Idiot http://tmogul.com/tweet/PF9Ru 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 1 day ago
Shouldn't the correct term for women be "mistressbating"? 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 2 days ago
My first 20 DVDs and shirts sold fast! Extending the offer to everyone (free shirt w/DVD buy) til Monday. http://su.pr/2gMGJs 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 3 days ago
@FCCFREE John, I can send you some audio files of my new stuff early next week. Cool? 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 3 days ago
Thanks Molly! @mollyzenobia Be Yourself..Unless You’re An Idiot; @roadsidephil just released his new comedy dvd: http://bit.ly/ageFIz 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 3 days ago
Just saw someone I thought was poor drive off in a Porsche Cayenne. Either I was wrong or they're really stupid. 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 4 days ago
Got the trailer for my new DVD up! It's called Be Yourself...Unless You're An Idiot. :) 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 5 days ago
Anyone see Murphy the Dragon take a nose dive at Disneyland the other night? Seems I won't be seeing her in October when I go. :( 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 5 days ago
Be Yourself…Unless You’re An Idiot - Get the whole story on my new comedy and music DVD... http://bit.ly/ageFIz 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 6 days ago
New shows announced in Las Vegas, NV - Berkeley, CA - Oakland, CA http://artistdata.com/a/za 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 6 days ago
Just mailed the first batch of pre-orders of my new DVD! Yay! 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 9 days ago
A zillion girls in Princess Leia's metal bikini from Star Wars Celebration: http://bit.ly/dweGJa 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 11 days ago
Playing a show in Sunnyvale, CA at 8:00 PM today at Rooster T Feathers http://artistdata.com/a/1y8g 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 11 days ago
I've learned a ton from Mark Joyner over the last few years. And I just got his new package for free. Yay! http://bit.ly/aiXfCA 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 15 days ago
Playing a show in Las Vegas, NV at 9:00 PM today at Alexis Park Resort Hotel http://artistdata.com/a/1x5k 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 15 days ago
Hanging w/ an assload of comics at Hooters Las Vegas 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 15 days ago
Got carded at the blackjack table... Sweet. 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 16 days ago
Won $9 at blackjack... woo hoo! high roller biatches. 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 17 days ago
Playing a show in Las Vegas, NV at 9:00 PM today at Alexis Park Resort Hotel http://artistdata.com/a/1w4k 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 17 days ago
Fun set w/ BT last nite in Oroville. Off to Vegas! 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 18 days ago
Playing a show in Oroville, CA at 8:00 PM today at Gold Country Casino http://artistdata.com/a/1ad5 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 18 days ago
Sometimes it IS the Audience’s Fault! Tips for Audience Goers Every Where. http://bit.ly/9PouCY 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 24 days ago
New show announced in Fremont, CA at Massimo's on September 10, 2010 http://artistdata.com/a/1tdm 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 24 days ago
Fave song lyric this week. "She dances like she's done it professionally. I dance like I've been shot in the leg definitely."- Butch Walker 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 26 days ago
Yay! The new shirts to go with my new DVD arrived today! And the DVD should be done by the end of the week! 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 28 days ago
@Herring1967 Sounds like a gaunlet has been thrown down Richard. :) 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 28 days ago
@toddbarry You should have joined in talking about how much you love Larry the Cable Guy. 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 29 days ago
Show tonight is400 S Main St. Not Spring St. 

Phil Johnson posted an update on Twitter | 29 days ago
Headed to the wrap party for my brother's show, then gig at Banquette. Yay! 

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